Tuesday, June 24, 2008

The Long Awaited Review for Imagine:Babyz! (no, srsly....stop laughing)


In an effort to prove to one reader, JoeSFO, we at gamegirl.com don't only review the hottest titles in an attempt to appear leet, I boldly went where no gamegirl has gone before: I played and reviewed Imagine: Babyz.

I couldn't help but roll my eyes as the title screen came up with a little brat finger painting on the walls. In this game, you play a young teenage girl who is watching her grandma's house while she is away on holiday. After having a brief introduction to the talking stork, a neighbor knocks on your door and promptly dumps her child off for the afternoon. From here, it is like a virtual pet game where players must care for the toddler until the mother returns.

What happens next is confusing gameplay instructions and unintuitive commands. Luckily, you get to ask the stork what he thinks the baby needs... and you will be doing so after EVERY SINGLE completed task, thanks to having virtually no other indication as to what the baby's needs are. The only problem is he seems to be wrong... a lot. Even in following the stork's direction to the T, you still seem to always return an unhappy baby to an even unhappier mother. The actions needed to care for the child are crafted into minigames for example: to feed the baby you must follow a spoon through a maze with your stylus, all the while getting the pleasant experience of the baby screaming at the top of it's lungs. If at any point you miss with your stylus (or cough, or move) you have to start from the beginning, prolonging the duration of having to listen to the baby's wails.

Unlike this particular reader mentioned (see quote below), this game makes no mention or attempt to educate users on safer sex. Unless you count the babies' constant screaming, which was enough to remind me to take my pill and enough to cause my husband (albeit semi jokingly) to say, "we are never having kids." Now, it needs to be said I am NOT anti-baby, simply anti-screaming-baby-in-my-hobby-medium.

Lastly, I think the game sends the wrong message to little girls, for a couple of reasons: First, It shows little budding girl gamers there are girl games and boy games and may discourage them from ever experimenting with anything other than Bratz or Barbie type games. Secondly, it reinforces an outdated gender role by showing little girls what is expected of them. Imagine: Babyz is a blatant declaration that this is a game for girls, to show that females should concern themselves with taking care of the children and, when not busy with that, vacuuming or doing the dishes (Did I fail to mention there was both a vacuuming and dish washing mini game in Imagine: Babyz????) . Maybe not everyone will see it this way. After all, little Resident Evil players don't (typically) grow up to be gun-toting zombie hunters. But there again, games like Resident Evil are not reinforcing existing gender stereotypes (that the media already reinforces) to impressionable young girls. One could argue the game is no different than playing with dolls, but when I was young my dolls weren't my children... they were the crew on my pirate ship. At least imagination gives you the option to not buy into the pigeon-holing of the female gender.

Personal politics aside, Imagine: Babyz functions poorly as a game. I didn't always know what to do and I am 23 years old, which left me to wonder how the target audience fairs at playing the game. The repetitive tasks get old very quick, and you are easily discouraged by the simple fact you can never seem to make certain babies happy. Quite frankly, I found it easier to make the animals in Zoo Keeper happy (read: impossible task preformed) than the babies in this game. And after the first one or two babysitting sessions, you've done pretty much all there is to do in the game. I'd give this title a 2 out of 10, and I'd strongly recommend Nintendog or Tamagotchi if you are looking for a virtual life form to care for (read: enthusiastically look after for a week then forget about).

I know this website bashes games like "Imagine: Babyz", probably because it's not "hardcore" enough and takes away gobs and gobs of street cred, but, in reality, it is consistently one of Amazon's bestsellers and consistently within their top 75. A good chunk of people is buying games like that. I'd like to think it's a ton of guys buying up "Imagine: Babyz" as part of an educational study on practicing safe sex, but I doubt that's really the case. Maybe instead of bashing games like "Imagine: Babyz" because they're not tomboy enough, games like those should be applauded for getting more girls into gaming at a younger age. More and more games are specifically targeting females, and that should be considered better than the alternative. Genders *are* different. -JoeSFO

Genders ARE different, but our games don't have to be. Now can we bash this game for its poor gameplay, rather than it's lack of tomboy appeal?

CAUTION: What you just read contained OPINIONS. If it bothered you, don't comment. Instead, turn off your PC and GO GET A LIFE!

This Week in Geek: Volume 14

Welcome to yet another edition of This Week in Geek. Right here you can read all the need to know information on everything Games, Entertainment, Entertainment and Kittens. 



Virtual Console Releases:
-Alex Kidd in Miracle World. Originally on the Sega. 1 player. 500 Wii points. 
-Burning Flight. Originally on the Neo-Geo. 2 players. 900 Wii points. 


WiiWare Releases:
-Gyrostarr. Up to 4 players. 700 Wii points. 

Game Releases: 
June 22, 2008
-Rock Band (Wii)
-Guitar Hero: On Tour (DS)
June 23, 2008
-Supreme Commander (X360)
-Top Spin 3 (X360, Wii, PS3, DS)
-Battlefield: Bad Company (X360, PS3)
-Alone in the Dark (X360, PC, PS2, Wii)
-Command & Conquer: Kane's Wrath (X360)
June 24, 2008
-Overlord: Rising Hell (PS3)
-Operation Darkness (X360)
-Mega Man Star Force 2: Zerker x Ninja (DS)
-Wall-E (PSP, Wii, PC, PS3, X360, PS2, DS)
-Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Heroes 2: The Phantom Fortress (PSP)
-Final Fantasy Tactics A2: Grimoire of the Rift (DS)
-Hellboy: Science of Evil (X360, PS3)
June 26, 2008
-Hail to the Chimp (PS3, X360)

Rumors:
-Blizzard.com's main page has been the topic of much conversation. Cryptic images have been appearing as teasers on the site. These teaser's meanings are expected to be unveiled at Blizzard World Wide Invitational this weekend in Paris. The last time something mysterious like this took place Starcraft 2 was shortly thereafter announced. Any idea's as to what these new images mean? Many speculate and hope that this splash will bring in the announcement of Diablo 3. Diablo 3 has been talked about since Diablo 2 success back in 2000 and again with Blizzard acquiring the URL Diablo 3.com. 
-Anyone who downloads music, legally, can vouch to the lack of Beatles music. Representatives for the Beatles have been unable to reach any kind of deal to allow their music to be downloaded. But now there are rumors of the Fab Four coming to together to launch their own video game. Apparently there have been talks with both Activision and MTV games. Nothing has been confirmed but rumors are running rampant. Personally, the Beatles are my favorite band and I would love to see them have their own addition of Rockband. 

The Buzz:
-A young man named Steven Priddey has been convicted of stealing a PSP in England. The back story is: one day Steven entered a Cash Concepts and tired to purchase a PSP. However his currency of choice was cannabis. The employee that he claims to have gotten approval for this transaction denies this and says he noticed the PSP was missing and checked the security cameras. The employee later admitted to have purchased cannabis from Steven several times in the past. link

*the picture is not directly connected to the story but there is clearly a bong on the table. 

Announcements:
-GameStop has unintentionally confirmed rumors of some new game show games. Bob Barker's The Price is Right and Hell's Kitchen will be appearing on the DS and the Wii. 
-The Last King of Africa will be coming to the DS later this year. The game, from Focus Home Interactive, will focus on a young girl named Ann Smith and her journey through Africa.
-The track list for Guitar Hero: Aerosmith has been set free on the internet. The game will be released on June 29th. Tier 1 includes:
Getting the Band Together
1. All the Young Dudes by Mott the Hoople (cover)
2. Draw the Line by Aerosmith
3. Dream Police by Cheap Trick
4. Make It by Aerosmith (re-recorded)
5. Uncle Salty by Aerosmith

The entire list can be seen here, link 
-Konami has announced it's newest edition in the Pro Evelution Soccer Series, PES 2009. The game will launch on the PS2, PSP, PC, PS3 and X360. It will be available in Europe this August. 

Lolcat:

Monday, June 23, 2008

Capcom: Major RE5 Announce is Not Exclusive Xbox Deal



This sounds like it'll dog Resident Evil 5 right up to the release date. We had Capcom/RE5/Microsoft exclusivity rumors going back to February and they were shot down then. Well, Videogaming247 this past week said a little birdie told them Capcom had "some big things to reveal at E3," in mid-July.PlayStationLifeStyle.net citing "from what I have been told" said that Microsoft had offered wads of lucre to get an exclusive crack at it a month ahead of Sony. Christian "Sven" Svensson knocked it down over on Capcom Unity. "The assertion is false. RE5 is a multiplatform release that fits with our oft-stated crossplatform strategy."

GayGamer notes that Svensson doesn't say which assertion is false — an offer of cash, or Capcom accepting — but "multiplatform release," means what it says, and thats moot. Also doesn't knock down the "big things" rumor about E3 but then, saying big things will be announced at that show is like saying a boxing match will feature people hitting each other in the face real hard.

Guitar Hero: On Tour


Guitar Hero: On Tour just released in America (we in the UK are still waiting), and if you're like me you are ready to get to the nearest game store, tuck and roll out of the car, and rush in to buy this little gem. The sheer novelty of it is enough to warrant buying it for myself, but what about you? How badly do you feel the need to rock out on the go?

On Tour features a unique grip that plugs into the GBA slot on your nintendo DS. Unlike the regular Guitar Hero guitar, this grip features only four of the five buttons. Also included in your pack is a pick with which to strum the guitar on the touch screen (because they didn't expect you to rock out with the regular stylus!). On Tour has, in total, a playlist of 25 songs. Activision has already released 15 of the 25 songs available, and they are:

  • * "Do What You Want" -- OK Go
  • * "All The Small Things" -- Blink 182
  • * "Spiderwebs" -- No Doubt
  • * "Are You Gona Be My Girl" -- Jet
  • * "We're Not Gonna Take It" -- Twisted Sister
  • * "All Star" -- Smash Mouth
  • * "Breed" -- Nirvana
  • * "Jessie's Girl" -- Rick Springfield
  • * "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" -- Pat Benatar
  • * "This Love" -- Maroon 5
  • * "Heaven" -- Los Lonely Boys
  • * "Helicopter" -- Bloc Party
  • * "China Grove" -- The Doobie Brothers
  • * "Rock and Roll All Nite" -- KISS (cover by Line 6)
  • * "What I Want" -- Daughtry

Admittingly, I was slightly underwhelmed when I saw this list, as I was hoping for more 80's rock titles as I had come to appreciate playing in Guitar Hero 3. And really, who considers Ok Go to be of any merit to warrant sticking one of their songs into the game? However, I am still holding out the next ten songs yet to be revealed will be very good tracks.

Now, the following is an AD that explains how to play Guitar Hero on Tour and also explains some of the features. If you can ignore the ambiguously gay man with the eyeliner, you'll find this informative:

I was relieved they mentioned you could hit a button for star power rather than shout "rock out!" into the mic, largely due to the fact that just because I wanna rock out on the go doesn't mean I want to look like a twat in public. But all in all, it looks to be very well done and worth a good bit of fun and amusement, and it looks as if they utilized most if not all of the DS's unique abilities. The game is going to cost you 50 bucks though, which is steep for a NDS game. In my opinion, however, I think it will be worth the cost. You will find this game on sale in America. But if you're like me and in the UK, you'll just have to wait until Jul 18th for this baby!Related Links



Quantum of Solace: The new James Bond game

Not too long ago(2006) we learned of Activision's purchase of the rights to make a James Bond game. It is confirmed that the game will be made on the same engine as Call of Duty 4. The game will launch on multiple platforms, X360, PS3, Wii, and PC, and is being developed by four different companies. It's release it to coincide with movies release. Quantum of Solace, the movie is set to debut on November 7 of this year, the same day the game is said to be released in the US. October 31st is the game's release date in the UK. 

The game's content will come from both Casino Royale and Quantum of Solace, the 21st and 22nd Bond films. While the game is characterized as a First-Person Shooter there will be times when the view will switch to Third-person. The main character, of course, being Daniel Craig's James Bond. 

UK PlayStation Magazine will feature the first screenshots of this new game, this according to SarcasticGamer.com. The article also discuss some of the game play features. One aspect of game play that has been verified is the life meter, stay away from battle long enough and it will charge back up. More is also reveled on how the functionality of playing in both first and third person. The camera angle will change in certain situations, such as ducking for cover. 



This is the first James Bond game to be playable on a next-gen console. 

GRID: At First Glance


Ok race fans, start your engine. Let's speed through the tracks at high speed and show a quick review of the newest racing game on the market. GRID is the new king of racing with its graphics, A.I., instant replays, handling, and much more. The lights greens, so get ready, set, GO. . .

One of my favorite features of GRID is the flashback feature. No longer will you have to get all steamed up over blowing a race during the last lap and having to restart. With this flashback feature you are able to watch the race in instant replay and re-spawn at the moment of your choice. Although you only receive a few of these flashback options, it is great that GRID thought about the gaming racer's perspective.

The handling in the game is not like any of the racing games out there. It has it's own unique feel, and it is up to the player to figure out what works for them. Drifting can be a bit tricky, as the triggers are very touch sensitive. But you are able to survive different obstacles such as bumps from other cars, or a mistake on your part with good lines and braking techniques.

The graphics are absolutely gorgeous. Everything is beautifully constructed and shows everything from exploding parts to the hills in the distance. The only objection I can think of for racers is the realism. If you're a die hard race fan, you may not like the non-traditional style of no pit stops, tuning, or qualifying rounds.

So if your a race fan: suit up, grab your controller, and hit the tracks.

After all: 2nd Place is First Loser!!

Cheap Gamer Vol. 5


This week I decided to switch routes, and go to a different genre: the arcade specialty. Although some people are not into arcade games, and prefer the longer more sought after variety of FPS, RPG, and other genres. I wanted to highlight a great collection. The Xbox Live Arcade Unplugged, which you can buy now for $9.99 used or $19.99 new.

Arcade Unplugged is a compilation disc of 6 Xbox Live Arcade games. The compilation disc is the first collection sold in stores. It contains:

Bejeweled 2 - Your objective is to take any gem on the board and swap it with the adjacent one. Each of the gems must create three of the same in a row for the swap to stick. Once completed, these three gems will disappear and the board will refill the gaps. But don't forget there is a time limit. Now with power gems, hyper cubes, timed bombs, and an endless mode. It's a puzzling good time.

Geometry Wars - You're the pilot of your space craft as you fly though deep space battling against circles, squares, and diamonds. Are you ready for some geometric fun??

Wik: Fable of Souls - You are Wik, the most unlikely hero. As you tongue swing through the levels and dodge and acorn spit at firebugs, this 120 level game is not for the quick departed.

Texas Hold'em Poker - Are you good at bluffing? Or maybe you're just a good poker player. If so this game is for you. Enjoy playing poker every night as you bluff or skillfully make your way to your winnings whether online with other player or play the AI. It's the ultimate bluffing game.

Outpost Kaloki X - You play the role of a space station tycoon. Your job is to live the role as you tend to your guests, manage your business, and keep everyone happy while playing through the different storylines.

and

Hardwood Backgammon - Have you ever played backgammon? Whether alone in single player mode or with a friend this is for anyone who wants to learn or loves the game of backgammon.